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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Rocket balls

When you kick someone's balls off and send the flying like a rocket.
Jerome: I gave that motherfucker a pair of rocket balls.
by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021
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Balls

Balls: What you don’t have
by ThickRickDick May 13, 2021
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penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.
guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”
by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021
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ball bag prince

A pathetic childish entitled male species

Also known as a Jake Brown
by Leggy Louise May 16, 2021
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Clip an' Balls

A preferred method used by males to shave their PUEBES by clipping them to a flat surface.
"You ok dude, you're walking kinda funny?"

"Nah, me and the bays had to clip an' balls last night."
by The spoon$ May 18, 2021
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boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021
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