Cocking

When a large breasted man sticks his fully erect, diseased penis into a trumpet

Did you see.Lane cocking that trumpet?

by anonymous March 1, 2023

Cock bobber

A husband who needs to shut his mouth and suck his own dick

My husband is such a cock bobber, I run the house!

by Sammylee123 January 8, 2021

cock torpedo

A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.

Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7

by Kotschwan-Z August 18, 2021

cock

A chicken

wow look at that huge cock over there it will peck your mouth

by sofa_kingwetated June 14, 2021

Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

Cock robin

When you feel friskier than what you physically have to back it up.

Yo dude, don't be a cock robin, he will mess your shit up!

by Gr8full1 August 10, 2021

cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.

Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.

by Polish bike rider July 7, 2016