do you know what i am saying?

a line from the south park episode when butters is a pimp.

kyle: butters, i think we should talk.
butters: well sure, kyle.
kyle: don't you see this is wrong? your getting little boys spending all there lunch money on kisses. it's wrong.
butters: kyle, everyone pays for kisses, do you know what i am saying? if you got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later, you're paying for it.

by frontbacksidetoside11 August 5, 2010

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

by Light Joker November 4, 2005

I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

by asupercilious January 22, 2014

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

I think we should see other people

A break up phrase very commonly used to get out of the relationship. However it has double meaning

I think we should see other people = HaHa! I already am.

by Ephermeris August 30, 2005

Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

by Brennan Henderson October 9, 2008

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007