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Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry
by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017
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Cock

I have 20 cocks on my farm
by Chill0327 May 2, 2019
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cock

by chicken..man April 24, 2022
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Cock Flock

Gay orgy with 5 or more people
Hey Kyle, Mason and Jordan are trying to set up a Cock Flock this weekend you want in?
by TheDankMemeLord April 7, 2015
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Cock slop

When you fuck so hard your cock explodes
He cock sloped or o shit you cock sloped
by Oldif Dumbledore January 8, 2019
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Cock and the balls

You see when a man and woman have a very sensational time they'll spawn either a F or a M and the M is what is carrying the cock and the balls: the spawn point of all
Did you see the overly sized cock and the balls, yea they're mine
by Cock and the balls November 22, 2021
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Squawks Cocks

Only applicable to NRHS students dedicated to supporting the Squawks Cocks foundation. To join you must trash and bully JP Media on any of his public profiles and graffitiing the public bathrooms with whatever hate speech you prefer. How ever these steps are optional. The standard for each member is to be between the ages of 14 to 17
(keep in mind to avoid Dylan Mackinnon while being in between these ages) A necessary step is to purchase a sex toy from a nearby pleasures and treasures shop and it is mandatory to place this toy on Mr. Foleys desk extra points if it is used or over 10 inches. If done correctly Mr. Foley WILL crash out and take the other bathroom walls, Extra points if Mr. Foley quits his job; one last task is to lock the supervisor Mimberly in the tranny bathroom indefinably this makes you a proud squawk's cock's member
I'm awfully proud to be a Squawks Cocks member even if Mr. Foley is crashing out
by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 25, 2025
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