When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
Get the Chunky Chode Syndromemug. Person 1: Yo, dude. Why are you listening to music so much?
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019
Get the Music Syndromemug. When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.
“So how’d it go with big D last night?”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
by Assturders May 4, 2025
Get the Assturder’s Syndromemug. When a privileged white woman is oblivious to her privilege and bias (I.e. racism, classism, Islamophobia, etc.), and props up and defends her bias with feminist platitudes.
Her: “I don’t want that Mosque in my neighborhood. It’ll lower property values, and you never know who else will move here. It would be dangerous.”
Him: “That’s Islamophobic.”
Her: “How could you say that? Are you against women’s safety?”
Him: “That’s Hillary Clinton Syndrome (HCS).”
Him: “That’s Islamophobic.”
Her: “How could you say that? Are you against women’s safety?”
Him: “That’s Hillary Clinton Syndrome (HCS).”
by Modern USA January 5, 2024
Get the Hillary Clinton Syndrome (HCS)mug. (Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
Get the Stair Collapse Syndromemug. A time in your life where every other girl than your CRUSH likes you. Trust me fellas, it's pretty tough and meaningless at that point. Stay STRONK!
Me: Hey, Dave, I really have a crush on Sienna. She looks so fine, is funny, and is just plain beautiful bruh.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.
Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.
Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
Get the Crush Syndromemug. A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.
by John the Felon May 9, 2023
Get the Assperger Syndromemug.