e-ms syndrome

The fact that most developer job postings with PHP/Python language are targeted at e-commerce projects or client/business/whatever management systems.

Have you found interesting PHP job ? No, because market suffers from e-ms syndrome.

by totally_dumb June 4, 2018

Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.

He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.

by yungporoonthetrack July 24, 2022

Liars syndrome

Someone who doesn't speak truth someone who lies for so long that their lies seem real to them.

OMG Sam chats so much lies that I swear she has liars syndrome.

by Themegamemesdealer April 6, 2022

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Copycat Syndrome

When an internet troll can only think of one specific way to torment their victim online and that way involves stealing the username of that victim, or ripping off the username and stealing their gimmick, e.g if that person has a Deviantart account with a monster/horror theme and RPs as a werecreature, the troll will use that as the main gimmick (including claiming said character is his/her own totally original character).

"I'm not Dr Music. I'm my own original username/character Doctor Bloosic."
"Sounds like Copycat Syndrome to me."

by MM132 August 2, 2018

Placeholder Syndrome

A condition in which technological equipment either software or hardware detects that you are Placeholder dip and simply refuses to function by throwing crashes, BSODs, freezes, etc.

yo I tried to install Windows yesterday but I got placeholder syndromed

by hyperterminal August 26, 2023

Trump Derangement Syndrome

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) diagnosable condition in which one acts irrationally towards 45th and 47th President Donald J Trump. TDS applies both ways. On one end of the spectrum, Trump Derangement Syndrome causes one to hate Donald J Trump to the point of fabricating or heavily misconstruing information to defame his character. However, Trump Derangement Syndrome applies to the other end of the political spectrum, as well. Sufferers of Type 2 TDS will often act sycophantic towards Donald J Trump, and defend him vehemently in online forums, or consistently insult those who do not share the same god-like view of Donald J Trump.

Left-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is a pedophile!”
Right-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is literally Jesus and will save us!”
Psychiatrist: “You both have Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

by Big Fat Niggaballs November 30, 2024