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During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
Get the Cock blockermug. what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate
by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021
Get the cock and ball torturemug. usually gay. the name cocks suggests it. loves a cock from the back, that’s why cocks is at the back of his name. is a gym bro and mad vesher. loves zaza. has a brain full of great ideas… wait shit ideas, probs coz it’s full of spider webs tbh.
by ftguip May 20, 2023
Get the Campbell Cocksmug. 
When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021
Get the Cock shockmug. by yiufjn March 22, 2023
Get the sweaty cockmug. by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023
Get the Cranberry Cockmug.