national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 03, 2024

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Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later, you can express that you are going to.
Could be masturbation.

A foxy woman passes you by without even looking.
"Hang me later." - you.

"Masturbation" -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

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Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later

Off-note it could be for masturbation.

"And that is that for today" - teacher

The really into school kid rises their hand.

"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

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You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.

Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."

by January 23, 2023

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