by Oh yes please November 17, 2016
Get the cock full of sunshinemug. 
1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022
Get the Cock Merchantmug. A wobbler, gummy Roger,throat gobbler, doggie waggler,fleshcopter, todger, rocket, snake, Dick, Willy,Johnson, sausage,manmeat, fanny lodger, horn, prick,joystick, Mickey, the D, wiggler, tadger, wadger, honey badger,pussy plug, one eyed monster,member, pecker, Peter, banana,anaconda, naked mole rat,dong, disco stick, hose, jackhammer, cum pump, flesh pump, knob,little soldier, lollipop, hammer,pipe, magic wand,trouser snake, schlong, rod, langer, wang,sex pistol, womb painter, cum sprayer,Moby, bollocks, balls, fiddle,skin flute, doodle, bedfellow, babymaker, seed planter,bush whacker, cuckoo, bum tickler, Dolly, manroot,nippy, goafer, tentpeg, springer,slinger, dingbat,wombat, cocoon, length, lad, manhood, shaft, Rumpleforeskin, pleasure pump, fuck puppet,atomic turtle, tiny Tim, forest troll, hooded terrorist,ass master, cunt gaper, gut beater,pocket rocket, worm, whistle, fanny tapper, clam digger, spade, pooch,bulb, Vitamin D,missile, Lancelot, javelin, sword, birdie, budgie,crank, bobby, fuckpole, dipstick,python, plonker, old chap,pike, love wand, sex tool, stretcher,shapeshifter, swallow, monkey, meatus,Percy, pony, bazooka, bellend, chode,blowstick, Dicklet, girth, lipstick, junk, plunger, middle leg,monk, pisser,torpedo, putz, ram, ramrod, schmeckel, Stifler, stiffy, thingy, wick,unit, mosquito, veiled woodsman,cloaked dagger, key,mushroom, Dickie bird,winkie, stub, slug, tassle, wiggle,peanut, tiddler, Mr.Floppy,boy clit, dangler, sock jockey, pussy petter, stroker
by StoryHörse April 13, 2022
Get the cockmug. Flashing a pistol to make your penis look bigger. Compensating with brains may be dumb enough to fuck up and kill someone
by Unnaturalpat June 20, 2020
Get the El-cockingmug. by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020
Get the Cannon Cockmug. Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.
by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016
Get the Cock sandmug.