Unibush

Noun: A pubic bush so large that the frontal portion connects to the taint and then along to the rectal area. Usually found among the less hygienic exotic dancers or simply among women that have 'given up'.

Many times found in conjunction with a fupa.

1. I should've never brought home that heffer last night, once I got her pants down I had a huge unibush staring me in the face. I couldn't comb through it to determine which hole I was going for! And I thought unibrows were bad!

2. Careful bringing home that girl with a fupa, you can bet that she'll have a unibush as well!

by BiggunBuddy December 9, 2012

Unicorn Paint Job

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)

"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012

unipikacorn

a magical unipikacorn is the baby of a unicorn and a pikachu and just happens to be magical. if you are to nice to it, it will be the most adorable best friend ever. if you are mean to it, it will be your worst nightmare's worst nightmare.

1:
person 1: what is that majestic creature over there?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. so rare that there's only one
unipikacorn: LET'S BE FRIENDS AND RIDE
SKITTLE RAINBOWS TOGETHER!
persons 1 & 2: okay!

2:
person 1: what is that ugly ass shit thing?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. it's such a fag that there's only one.
unipikacorn: *pulls out knife gun* whatcha just say nigga?!
persons 1 & 2: OH SHIT! *run away

by magical unipikacorn May 18, 2014

Unicorn Mask

Tea Bagging somebody in the face with a hard on.

Mandy got black out drunk, and Nate totally unicorn masked her!

by Karl Bower December 6, 2014

unicornsonlsd

A kid with crusty feet who is a napalm victim and is a neek and computer addict and masturbates using the lube from his moisturising cream for his exma

J A M E S I S G A Y - unicornsonlsd

by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX September 17, 2017

Unicorn visibility

A scuba diving term used to describe the rarest, clearest water with the maximum visibility.

When we dived the WW1 U-boat UC41 we had unicorn visibility.

by hippytyree January 21, 2018

United Airlined

When you get your ass beat and thrown off the plane for paying for an overpriced shitty airplane ticket and purposely overbooks your flight to beat your ass. See United Airlines

Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're overbooked we would like to have someone leave the plane.
(Nobody Leaves and Police are Called) (Police picks an Asian Dude)
Asian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fellow Passenger: OMG look at what you did to him!
Dude: Damn bro that poor Asian dude just got United Airlined!

by kjballer95 May 30, 2018