bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.

You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!

by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023

Ur Ban Dictionary

What the 'Urban Dictionary' logo looks like if you squint real hard

"I got banned"
"How do you know?"
"I saw my name on the Ur Ban Dictionary"

by Real-Life NPC June 04, 2022

ur daughter gay

A insult associate with the phrases , ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur granny a tranny, etc. But calling Someone’s daughter gay can give them cancer

Michael: ur dad gay
Jackson: ur daughter gay

Michael *gets Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma

by HamletDoesntHaveAids July 11, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Only the most intellectual people use this

U :u gay ha
Me: ur bro a hoe

by Mr.sofcok April 04, 2018

ur hamster homo

It is worse than ANY INSULT in the world.

John:Ur mom gay
Carl:ur dad lesbian
John:your granny granny
Carl:...ur...hamster...homo...
John dies and is now sent to planet X-790
Ur hamster homo is the best insult to end any argument.

by Hi not the person u know March 28, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap

The ultimate roast, conquers ur granny tranny. Be warned, is lethal so use with caution

John: ur granny tranny
Rick: ur grandpap a trap
John:*every atom in his body is violently ripped apart causing an explosion that knocks out a city block*

by SomeSturgeonKid March 15, 2018

ur momma a pappa

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, the one who gets insulted dies in the moment

Viv: ur mom gay
L: ur pappy trappy
Viv: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*

by L 3 O March 17, 2018