Twitter

A place you go to find peace and chat with others, ha na it's a shit show I've there would weather dab in public to be honest.

Bob: hey follow me on twitter

Theador: no it's a total mess over there

by Non existent sleeping schedule September 05, 2020

Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.

Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 08, 2024

twitter

a place that no one will tolerate your f*cking opinion

'damn man, you heard about twitter' says a guy

'ye bro, heard that no one gives a shit bout what you like there'

'aight imma post i like anime'

*instantly gets cancelled

by quadruple_bingus May 20, 2022

Twitter

The bit of skin between a womans twat and her shitter

I'd lick her twitter.

by tomkak99 October 23, 2010

Twitter

A copy of hell that is more chaotic

Someone - Hey, let's check Twitter.
Also another someone - You want to see hell?

by me fighting against cringe June 24, 2021

twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life

guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat

by unfunny man August 24, 2022