Twerker

A female at a party who hooks up with someone in front of everyone. Commonly a bitch, and extremely retarded.

Emily Hannon is a twerker, she hooked up with 4 guys in a 4 party span. That is one guy a party.

by BCS Masterpiece December 31, 2008

twerking

the act of moving/ shaking ones ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion.

basically a slutty dance. derived from strip clubs.

when a girls' ass moves like a bowl of Jell-O

Man: She was twerking so hard on my dick last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!

Girl: that girl is such a slut for twerking at the dance!

by ms.ladylike January 4, 2012

Tweenglish

Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.

Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)

Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!

by TurdyChan July 19, 2010

twerp

According to the late Kurt Vonnegut, a twerp is someone who shoves false teeth up his rear end and bites the buttons off of the back seats of taxi cabs.

That Luddite over there is a real twerp.

by VonnegutFan September 13, 2010

tweak

To improve. To modify so it runs better, faster, and more efficiently.

Linux programmers seriously need to learn how to tweak their operating system so it doesn't eat up so much RAM.

by former penguin February 17, 2003

twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

by The Velvet Hammer June 11, 2006

twex

Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.

S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.

by ndrndr December 18, 2008