turd man

When you take a shit anywhere but a toilet.

i took a fat turd man in the field.

by tehm January 2, 2008

turd slicer

(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.

hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.

by Hammer1165 April 27, 2006

dog turds

Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.

I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

turd turban

The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban

Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!

by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009

crimson turd

when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee shit and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your shit. AKA You got your period back dammit!

hey guys i just took a crimson turd

by kritio January 20, 2009

Turd Eater

An American cocker spaniel.

I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.

by J. Lodes October 10, 2006

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016