by tehm January 2, 2008
Get the turd manmug. by Hammer1165 April 27, 2006
Get the turd slicermug. by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
Get the dog turdsmug. by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009
Get the turd turbanmug. when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee shit and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your shit. AKA You got your period back dammit!
by kritio January 20, 2009
Get the crimson turdmug. I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
by J. Lodes October 10, 2006
Get the Turd Eatermug. When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.
Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.
by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016
Get the Yogurt Turdmug.