tender

Hitting on a girl. Putting an offer in for your services.

I saw you chatting to that hottie, were you putting in a tender?

by Greg Dee November 10, 2008

Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

cock juggling thunder cunt

a hairy slut who enjoys sucking vinegary pussy/dick. or saggy balls. it depends.

alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.

by shelovedx January 17, 2008

Tender-Dickin

Someone that is emo..riding on a emotional rollercoaster

guy1: so how was ya day??

guy2: o mine was ight

guy3: i hate tha world, i want 2 slit my wrist n choke on my spit..im so alone

guy1&2: son wtf is wrong wif u y u tender-dickin 4??

by WiiKKed StaR January 6, 2009

Chocolate Thunder

A sexual act in which one partner fists another parter's rectum, pulls out his clenched hand, and punches the fisted's parters face.

I got "Chocolate Thundered" by Tod.

by Jaquan Cheng September 12, 2006

thunder hammer

A sexual posistion in which the male holds his boner to his chest, and releases it to smack the female in the face. Similar to a thunder fuck.

If a Dirty Sanchez is not your forte, then give her a thunder hammer to make your day.

by Philly K. September 30, 2006

Thunder Struck

A female's dumfounded expression after the initial insertion into the anus. Similar to the expression post Morning Glory.

I've seen some thunder struck faces in my day, but Memory takes the cake.

by Vault September 30, 2006