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"Treats" is a term used to refer to or to call your best female friend, you know, the coolest, hottest, nicest, best, most forgiving, best friend you can possibly have. She is always there for you and you rely on that. She is always in your corner and there when you need it most and you can take that to the bank. If you are unsure of nothing else in your life, you are certain that your "Treats" is the best girl in the world. But not for her, life would not be as it is. The world is better for having your "Treats" in it.
Yes!! Maria is on her way to my pool house! I am blessed to have Treats as my bestie! Treats is always the life of the party! Treats is like free entertainment! And she will be here all week!
Treats by LiLiCheeseWheel August 26, 2011
Any of the following:

1. Old-style slang for an edible snack or morsel
2. Sexual favors provided to one by their significant other(s)
3. Code-jive for psychoactive drugs, both in general and any one specific drug (depending on the demographic).
Steven: Hey man, I'm hungry, I want to go get some treats
Jared: Treats?
*laughs*
Jared: As in food or drugs? Or...?
Steven: Food. What, there's more than one meaning?
Jared: Yeah some people use it when looking for their next fix on the street.
Jordan: I had no idea...

...later

Brandon: I want some treats too!
Steven, Jared, Jordan: *laugh*
Brandon: What?
Steven, Jared, Jordan: Nothin'...
*laugh again*
Treats by duodsg October 9, 2008

triple threat 

1. a person adept in three different, but like fields of activity.
2. the myriad combination of balls, taint, and ass. Being so close to the perineal area to see or smell or taste balls, taint and ass.
My girlfriend stopped by to see my father in the hospital, and she walked into his room -- he was in a gown, kneeling up on the bed -- she got the triple threat. She said it was nice.
triple threat by poo-nonymous October 22, 2006

brown treats

the act of shitting in your partner's mouth
Danielle likes sucking dick, but she prefers Shane's brown treats.
brown treats by railmanMO July 14, 2006

Jay's Treaty 

An agreement from the British to evacuate the posts in the West. They also promised to compensate American shipowners for seizures in the West Indies and to open up their colonies in Asia to American Ships. However the British did not concede to American demands that the rights of neutrals on the high seas be respected. As well John Jay committed the United States to paying pre-Revolutionary debts still owed to British merchants. Although Jay might have driven a hard bargain, this was a valuable treaty for the United States but also a humiliating one. Most of what the United States gained already legally belonged to it, and the treaty sacrificed principals of importance to a nation dependent on foreign trade.
Jay's Treaty

An agreement from the British to evacuate the posts in the West. They also promised to compensate American shipowners for seizures in the West Indies and to open up their colonies in Asia to American Ships. However the British did not concede to American demands that the rights of neutrals on the high seas be respected. As well John Jay committed the United States to paying pre-Revolutionary debts still owed to British merchants. Although Jay might have driven a hard bargain, this was a valuable treaty for the United States but also a humiliating one. Most of what the United States gained already legally belonged to it, and the treaty sacrificed principals of importance to a nation dependent on foreign trade.
Jay's Treaty by Awes Zaki April 10, 2011

New Jersey treatment

1. A fecal transplant, invented in New Jersey. 2. The more general act of inserting fecal matter into something.
1. To cure her Crohn's disease she received the New Jersey treatment.
2. The French gave Africa the New Jersey treatment.