Peaching

A homosexual guy trying to seem attracted to girls by making exaggerated comments on their looks.

Poor Steven. He was peaching all day in the hotel to the waitresses just so that his parents believe he is straight.

by nonolino December 9, 2022

Swampy Peach

When you dip your balls in shit and you get your 5 closest friends to lick/rub the shit off.

Dude, I was so drunk last night that I almost swampy peached at the bar.

by SwampyPeach"from Halo" July 9, 2011

Peaches

Pubic lice
Even

Chlamydia

Sis

Lovely said she had peaches

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

Peach

A princess in the Mario franchise. The ultimate damsel in distress who shows no attempt to save herself. Loves pink and rules a kingdom of mushrooms (lol). If used in conversation it would mean; a girl who depends on men and is definantly not a feminist. Usually guys will have a crush on her, but once they are in a relationship, they give up because she wants so much from them.

Boy 1: Man she's hot!
Boy 2: Don't even try, she's a TOTAL Peach.

Girl 1: Omg. She is so annoying.
Girl 2 : well duh, she's a Peach.

by Daisyistoolit January 16, 2017

Princess Peach

A whiny and annoying ass bitch married to Mario. Despite Bowser being a jealous baby, Mario seriously cannot stand this Karen dressed in pink, and yeets her into Bowser's castle.

Mario: "FUCK YOU, PRINCESS PEACH!!! YA BIG-A WOMANCHILD!!!"

by Arrow da Sparrow October 9, 2025

Peach

Definition 1: A useless fruit
Definition 2: A dumb princess who gets kidnapped all the time
Definition 3: The emoji you text your girlfriend (which you most likely don't have) in order to send you nudes, but she sends you fruit

I ate a peach today
What is wrong with that princess? Screw her
My gf is so dumb, I texted her a peach and she sent me her fruit

by SpicyVibezzz May 4, 2020

Peaches

Thick bitch, who pussy is burnin an itchin, watch out boyyyss she got them stds.

John: “boy I just met Peaches today.”
Sarah:”stank ass bitch with a nice ass?”
John:”yeah her!”

by EmmaLiin May 6, 2019