non-white privilege

(n.) A fictitious thing that doesn't exist in all recorded time periods preceding the present. Characterized by failing to be an actual thing and failing to be real. Occasionally alluded to when people of anglosaxon descent suggest that 'diversity enrichment' or 'affirmative action' are the cause of a minority's success, as opposed to their unquestionable hardwork and refined skillset. Basically, in the words of our great vice president, a hot, steaming load of malarky.

One day while petting my miniature pet tiger in my penthouse made of polished diamonds, someone subtly suggested I achieved my high power job at my fortune 500 firm via non-white privilege. I paused, then quickly retorted, saying 'That shit's fictitious. Read Kulushi's entry on urban dictionary: that's not even a *thing*.' As they walked away, clearly disgruntled, I cheerfully said 'BYE FELICIA'. I then continued my successful life of disregarding females, acquiring currency and being the inherently badass minority I am.

by Kulushi November 20, 2014

NSV (Non Swimming Variety)

In the vernacular, a term used to describe various ethnic groups who regularly book snorkeling trips when they can't even swim. Said groups subsequently spend the entire trip sea sick and do not tip at the end of the trip.

NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: We should go snorkeling!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 2: Dude, we can't even swim!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: So! We are on vacation, what is the worst thing that can happen!

by Mr. Stu Pididiot February 7, 2013

The law of non-contradiction

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.

Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

non-lethal weapon

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.

Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

non-traditional student

A 45-year-old undergraduate college student who dropped out of high school, realized that they'll never get a good job, got their GED, and is studying hopelessly for a degree. Natural habitats for these creatures primarily include second-rate community colleges and technical schools.

After dropping out of high school and spending 25 years as a janitor, Joe got a GED and became a non-traditional student at the local community college.

by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014

International non-binary day

If your friend, family etc is non binary celebrate them by giving them all of your money and life savings :)

It’s international non-binary day! Here’s all of my life savings!!

by Venus164728 July 14, 2022

The Non Newarked MCR page.

Once upon a time in a land far far away, the My Chemical Romance facebook page was a world of peace and harmony. But, slowly, it got crappier and crappier, trolls invaded, people became rude and the family became meaningless. SUDDENLY, the elders and sexier people of the page decided they should make a group, where the old flame could be rekindled. The Non Newarked MCR page, to be exact. This is now the home of various demigods (the sexy children,) and the olympian council (the elders,) and the great mamma goddess (our great greek caitie.) All hail the Non Newarked children.

The Non Newarked MCR Page. : Exit our group if you can't han dle our sass or we will mOonwalk on your reem. :)

by ElenaIsBored.Net March 11, 2012