Skip to main content

Mario

An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.
Who do you main in Smash Bros?”
“Mario.”
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
mugGet the Mariomug.

Mario face

When you get so mad that your face turn red like in anime
Man you must have a mario face right niw
by Troy46930473 September 6, 2018
mugGet the Mario facemug.

Mario in Unreal

Mario in Unreal is when a little pudding eating, piss drinking, outtie belly button loser with no eyes slaps a mario 64 model or worse, a high quality fan model, into a prefabbed unity forest with realistic animals, so already really un-fitting, and goes "wow guys me mario fun fumario maririio fan nn game is like so0000uuuu realisteedc!!!!!1111"

Now look, I have nothing against unreal users, besides the fact that their eyes are missing from their skull, but if you're gonna make a "realistic looking" ""game"", make sure you use models that go with each other.

Mario is a FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER, in a world of OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS. He doesn't belong in the real world. Now, a lot of people argue with this, saying shit like "But, Nintendo did this, back in mario odyssey, so u is da point ofj fkjos oinvalid!" but here's the thing, all the humans (new donkers) are loosely based off of pauline's model, who in earlier games, looked very cartoony even next to mario. In the newer games, this is less prevalent, but still, my point stands. Not only that, the lighting in new donk city still matches with the rest of the game.

Mario, in all honesty, does NOT belong in the unreal engine.
oooh mommy look, I made mario but real! he in da mario in unreal guy!

your father and I are getting a divorce
by iminhellplshelpahhh February 2, 2025
mugGet the Mario in Unrealmug.

Mario

Mario is someone you can trust, you need him on your team. He is one to watch your back when your on the high seas. Never one to quit, he is a really good guy.

D'Luffy says I need Mario on my crew

Shanks says not if I get him first

Chopper Don't flatter me you big dumby
by MONKEY D.Luffy December 18, 2021
mugGet the Mariomug.

Marios

Marios is a usual greek name for boys.He most time is gay and gets no hoes. He is a bit smart and has a small cock
Hoe: Hi Marios do you want to be friends
Marios: No sorry i am gay
by Autamearesoun November 28, 2021
mugGet the Mariosmug.

Lilian and Marios

Lilian and Marios is the best couple. They want each other and they are twin flames. Marios wants Lilian af so he does anything for her. Lilian need mario in her life more than everything. They will be together forever<333333
-OMG THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE

-ikr it’s because they are Lilian and Marios
by MariaZimp November 20, 2021
mugGet the Lilian and Mariosmug.

Mario Money

<noun> Whenever you find cents (just like coins) on the street, in a store, etc. Just like in Super Mario Bros. Basically, it's loose change you pick up from the floor.
I get paid tomorrow, but I did pick up $2.47 in Mario Money today.
by Chronophile March 9, 2016
mugGet the Mario Moneymug.

Share this definition