A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.
by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025
Get the Hog Rubbermug. A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.
by The MOMMA PIGS October 29, 2009
Get the Hog Jammug. Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017
Get the door hogmug. by anonymous March 3, 2021
Get the River hogmug. A fat, greasy, unbathed, soaking in the smouldering heat nasty individual that cant even walk on their own 2 feet they haven't seen in years so they utilize scooters the Walmart.
Dear God, look at that chuna hog creeping the aisles harvesting all the apple fritters and crate of donuts!
by Airmedic11 April 9, 2019
Get the Chuna hogmug. The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.
by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007
Get the Scoop a hogmug. An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
by Taintpoker November 1, 2023
Get the Tater Hogmug.