the book of tea

a book that no one except for the few unfortunate college kids reads and which is a whole freaking book about tea.

it is possibly the worst book ever written.

poor college kid 1: hey, the book of tea. sounds quite exciting.

poor college kid 2: aaaah nooooo make it stoppppp!!!!!

by the coolest person ::eeeverrr:: May 6, 2005

tea and crumpets

The act of a male individual throwing a reverse cowgirl or squatting over a woman or man, and dipping his nutsack and cock (aka man junk) into their mouth and making sure his asshole is grinding on their nose.

Usually reserved for an especially vicious slam, use of this phrase can be for the fun of it.

“You just served up some tea and crumpets”
“Would you like some tea and crumpets?”

by bike dick March 6, 2009

Tea was fantastic

This is deadass the worst insult a Pakistani could use against an Indian.
Any time it is used it will automatically end their career in one strike.

Imran Khan : hello modi
Modi: stfu imrun you bikhari terrorist pakistani
Imran Khan : "Tea was fantastic"
Modi: *dies*

by Bruh0278bruh November 16, 2020

tea party

the act of rubbing your dick on a girls pussy during foreplay

To get wet, she had a tea party with my dick

by kfederale September 30, 2007

Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.

by 3rd Floor Seward September 25, 2006

Tea Party

This is the act of urinating on someone, something, or some place.

I was pissing off the balcony and accidentally gave Eugene a tea party.

I held a tea party on the restroom wall.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

Texas Tea

The spit in a bottle from a smokeless tobacco user like Copenhagen.

Hey Ashley, you want some of my Texas Tea? It's minty!

by Gingerbro April 22, 2015