Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

goon

someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.

Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.

by jambajuicelvr21 March 7, 2011

Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.

Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!

by dylf2025 July 27, 2025

mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.

Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.

by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025

Goon

A synonym for vagina.

A large marble.

Ay I’ve been chasing to much goon in the club and not enough fishing.

by Beeves November 14, 2022

goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024