goblin

A rare tomfoolery term of excellence.

Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.

Gamer1 - “Guys help they're rushing Goblin now I need help!”

Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”

Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”

by the barry the barry the barry May 13, 2021

Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Goblins Threesome

A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.

Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!

by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023

goblin face

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world

Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.

by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017

Beverage Goblin

Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.

Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.

by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024

Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.

I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.

by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022

Goblin Trail

The act of ones partner shitting on their back whislt having one long shit or a line of liquidy mess in a romantical and or sexual way.

"My girl left a long goblin trail on me last night and i liked it."

by ReallyCrin August 26, 2025