Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.

Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

sadie tap water

a slay baddie who is my cousin 😃😃

hey sadie tap water bbg

by crunch_ihateracheal123 July 18, 2023

Purple tap dancer

a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit

Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing

by Purple pluggin December 29, 2021

tapped the fuck out

adjective

1. To describe being officially ‘done’ with a situation

verb

2. To dismiss oneself.

1. -*teacher hands failed report*

Student “I submitted this assessment 4 times and yet I still fail?”
Teacher - “Well better luck next time sport.”
Student- “Naw you see at this point I’m tapped the fuck out. I’m done.”

2. *in a group chat live stream*
Drake “Ayo guess what happened?”
Angel “Wha-...*connection dies*”
Rochelle “The fuck happened to Angel?”
Kris “Damn did he just tap the fuck out?”
Rochelle “Like damn didn’t even say bye.”
Angel *reconnects* “Im dead, nah I didn’t tap tf out. My shit died on me.”

by Elkrisreal November 20, 2017

severe tapped syndrome

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in

‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome’

by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020

Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020

tip tap a tay

The game of football tennis played with a size one football. A small net is used on a small court, like a patio area in a residential garden, preferably in an established neighbourhood where neighbours are not easily offended by noise or bi products of tip tap a tay. Bi products include alcohol consumption and tobacco/contraband smoke.

I love hearing the sound of my neighbours enjoying a friendly game of tip tap a tay.

by Hew marra October 8, 2023