Cougar Mountain Classic

The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.

Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.

by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014

mountain goat style

Like doggy style but with biting...

Give it to my mountain goat style

by Cottencandy May 15, 2018

mountain grove salad

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.

“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”

by Dianne Keading 1969 November 30, 2021

Blue Mountain Bigot

Someone who refuses to drink anything but Coors Light.

Make sure you get Coors light for Jeff, he's a blue mountain bigot.

by Turbokirbo55 November 8, 2010

mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023

cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019