Straight Simpin 

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.

Yo max was straight Simpin

Bro def

Straight Simpin by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

straight jackson fire blazer 

Means rather stupendously amazing or 10/10

that food was straight jackson fire blazer

straight jackson fire blazer by mya the god February 20, 2021

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

Straight as a pencil by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Straight Tiktok 

Where people like Charlie Damilio and Chase Hudson pops up on your fyp

Dude I think I'm on straight tiktok
tough luck dude

Straight Tiktok by sup chad May 21, 2021

Straight Piped 

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.

Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.

Straight Piped by Kren Markland July 18, 2021

Straight out the bag 

First hand. Not pre-owned

Yo, I just bought some new shoes.
Nah not on Thrift+, I got them straight out the bag

Straight out the bag by CannaeLoggins July 25, 2021

Straight and fruity 

Likes the same sex but isnt quite homosexual

“Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”

“Not really, only this one girl”

“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”

Straight and fruity by Yagurlll✨ September 23, 2021