Spoonahol

The strongest addiction of all.

"Oh man. I'm a spoonaholic I just can't live without spoonahol."

by Mastamatt January 24, 2009

Spoon-cake

A homosexual male who lives most of his saying that he's heterosexual but everyone knows that he's really homosexual.

Everyone knew he was a Spoon-cake no matter how much denied it.

by jokerface249 June 24, 2009

Spoon or Poon?

A question to be asked by friends / family or flatmates in order to ascertain what activities the person in question may have engaged in during a 'sleepover'

(Where the person in question simply spooned their sleepover buddy)
"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"A simple spoon mate"

(Where the person in question 'pooned' i.e shagged their sleepover buddy)

"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"Definitely a poon dude, took a trip to pound town"

by Sam-Aritan March 14, 2010

Spoon Drawer

Multiple (more than 2) people spooning together, consecutively, so that only 2 people have an open side.

"We were so drunk last night we made a spoon drawer and petted each other's hair"

by celestialJester January 7, 2013

Spoon

Used as an insult, such as dick, douche, or even bitch.

"I heard that guy punched Tommy in the balls so hard, he had to go to the hostpital.
"Really? What a spoon."

or

"Haha, that Josh kid doesn't even know what an HM in the game Pokemon is."
"Wow, he's such a spoon."

by Nuetral October 17, 2013

splooner

A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.

"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."

by greensand777 September 27, 2015

spoon

a way to call someone stupid//simple

yer a spoon fek aff

by fuckdapope August 20, 2017