space goat

A hero goat that protects the universe from evil.

"space goat to the rescue"

"IS IT A SHEEP?... NO.. ITS SPACE GOAT"

by -Wayno Triple J All The Way August 11, 2006

Facey Spacing

When you are so entranced online with internet sites such as Facebook that you ignore work, people and impending disasters around you.

Jerry failed to miss the punchline to my joke because he was Facey spacing.

by SenorChan December 10, 2009

space dog

When someone, male or female, defecates directly into a a condom and freezes the condom until hard and uses it for a sexual purpose.

You could use a space dog as a dildo

by Charlie Chalk November 9, 2006

Spacebattles

Apparently an evil place for attacking Mellian via Urban Dictionary while she does the very same thing.

Oh no, Mellian's being a hypocritical ponce again...

by The People's Opinion February 17, 2004

my space

myspace used to be, for generally OLDER more MATURE well GROWN UP persons to meet new people because they are far too much of carpet munchers to go up to people on their own and resort to a computer to meet them, now it has come to the point where PREteeangers post personality quizs that they lied on, purposely use slutty pictures to attract older man the opposite of their color, write a bullshiting biography so people will (hopefully) find them cool and believe that it is some kind of secret replacment for livejournal even though they have no idea how to use the blogging tool, so they just comment their lives off, but mostly tell each other how hotottttt or sexxxiii or "pretty" each other are, just so they like each other, even though in the back of their minds they are just saying, "that bitch is so hideous" and so they post this shit all over the internet, they are dumb enough to make one, and they are even dumber to think that the internet they post iton only their gay bag friends view even though the entire school reads it, so you approach this hideous piece of shit and say, "hey i have seen your myspace" and they go, "WHAT WHO ARE YOU!?!?! YOU STALKER" and you say, "um it's public, that is not stalking" and then they realize ohhh yeahh like DUH!

OLD:
"Oh wow hey joe, nice to see you, I'm glad we found a way to keep in touch"
"yes that's rad, we should get together"

NOW:
*late night online randomly searching this trashbags and comes across a picture of an 8th grader wearing her underwear posing like a porn star*
"EW SICK I KNOW HER..*stares more* I SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE!!!!!!"
*in school the next day coming across the girl in your algebra class*
"hey i saw your myspace over the weekend"
"UHM WHAT!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?"

by Devereaux June 6, 2005

rusty spaceman

To take a dump, freeze it, and use it as a dildo.

Ted: "Yo man i just caught my wife at a rusty spaceman."
Phil: "Oh snap"

by RaoulSanchez March 11, 2008

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005