1. a plumbing tool used to clean out the rectum of an individual, due to constipation after a large intake of cheese from the cheese factory.
2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
Example 1
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.
Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.
1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.
2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.
3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.
Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.
1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.
2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.
3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
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I person who lives in Tennessee that has a "rat-tail" A braided piece of hair coming down the back of the neck.
by Mama's gotta poop June 8, 2010
Get the Tennessee Lake Snake mug.1) A "Snake" is any one of your friends; it is a term of endearment.
ie. "Hey snake!"
"Where are you, snake?"
"Where's the snake?"
2) To describe yourself, when doing any one thing you may be doing, or may be feeling
ie. "This snake needs a nap", "my snake lips are chapped", or "I'm a hungry snake"
3) You may say you are having a "snake nap, snake time, snake run, snake drink" ... etc.
4) To describe a fun time
ie. "I had the best snake time yesterday!"
*It may be used as a NOUN, or a VERB.
ie. "Hey snake!"
"Where are you, snake?"
"Where's the snake?"
2) To describe yourself, when doing any one thing you may be doing, or may be feeling
ie. "This snake needs a nap", "my snake lips are chapped", or "I'm a hungry snake"
3) You may say you are having a "snake nap, snake time, snake run, snake drink" ... etc.
4) To describe a fun time
ie. "I had the best snake time yesterday!"
*It may be used as a NOUN, or a VERB.
1) "Hey snake!"
"Where are you, snake?"
"Where's the snake?"
2) "This snake needs a nap"
"My snake lips are chapped"
"I'm a hungry snake"
3) snake nap, snake time, snake run, snake drink
4) "I had the best snake time yesterday!"
"Where are you, snake?"
"Where's the snake?"
2) "This snake needs a nap"
"My snake lips are chapped"
"I'm a hungry snake"
3) snake nap, snake time, snake run, snake drink
4) "I had the best snake time yesterday!"
by princess4444 May 24, 2009
Get the Snake mug.Snake Rodeo-A great activity to do when completely bored out of your mind. It is for you to create and play.
by Ryan Gerstner March 5, 2005
Get the Snake Rodeo mug.Removing an object too fast during anal sexual activity that causes the person receiving to deficate.
Much like a plumber "snakes" a drain.
Much like a plumber "snakes" a drain.
Last night, while fucking Jayme in the ass, I snaked her. She blasted a shit nugget across the room, and it stuck to the mirror.
by gerbilmuncher April 15, 2011
Get the snaked mug.when a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his trouser snake for the delight and enjoyment of his partner who proceeds to skining the snake's body/fruity skin using only her mouth and teeth
guy: hey do you wanna use a flavored condom
girl: how bout we do a snake roll up... ill get the fruit roll ups
girl: how bout we do a snake roll up... ill get the fruit roll ups
by mando8 December 16, 2008
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