science the shit out of it

Survival technique through the use of scientific problem solving, one problem at a time to increase the chances of surviving a life threatening circumstance. Takes emotion and blame out of the equation.

I am not going to die due to my life threatening circumstance. I will need to science the shit out of it to survive.

by Survivetheperfectstorm June 5, 2018

Sukkos n shit

"Sukkos n shit" the most common saying in Sydneys Eastern suburbs was first founded in 2021.

The story goes as follows... I was on a run down at Tamma, spotted some stairs now known as the "Tamma stairs" I told myself "I got these stairs easy shit"... Running up the stairs and all of a sudden N**ga falls down the stairs. My leg was fully cooked. Upper thigh gushing with blood, shabbos pants all ripped. I was thinking to myself "how will I get home?" I cant get on a bus cos SUKKOS N SHIT, and I live all the way in Matto cunt.

So I start treking up Bondi Rd and get who I see... Rabbi F**king Yossi! I hucked it with him for a bit, he bandaged my upper thigh and sent me off. When I arrived at Junction guess who I saw... Samuel TaF**kingBib!!

"Oi get on fortnite bro"
"na I can't"
"why not"
"cos sukkos n shit"

by SukkahSlayer69 November 11, 2021

like smell on shit

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.

I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

SHIT IN MY ASS

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

No Shit Sherlock!!

It's like the person said something that was pointing out the obvious....kinda like "no duhh!"

person one: The sky is blue!!
Person two: No Shit Sherlock!!

by Bob Marley LOver!! lol jk jnm November 22, 2010

Flip shit

To become worried/anxious in an overly dramatic manner. To "freak out". Usually used in the phrase "flip your/his/hers shit".

Don't flip your shit, Anya. You will be able turn in your paper tomorrow.

by Monte-Cor November 3, 2003