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Santa

Christmas, it's a traditional time of the year when a big fat guy breaks into your house, steals your food, and then leaves. Traditionally called "Santa". This "Santa" guy might even bring you coal. instead of using the front door, he goes down your chimney. not a very nice man. some may refer to him as "jolly". He also spies on you and he claims he "see's you when your sleeping."
child: hey mom! will santa be coming this year?
mom: the fat guy?
by Taylor that hoe December 17, 2019
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drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018
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Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—
by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018
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Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.
"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.
by StacyTara March 27, 2009
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Santas

Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).
Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.
by Shawyer August 30, 2007
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Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019
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santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug
Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!
by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016
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