Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.
Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.
by ritzycave October 26, 2007
Get the Salty iham mug.by junmingodlight(daquan) October 22, 2018
Get the Salty Pete mug.When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"
by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016
Get the Salty Storm mug.Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people
Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man
by Derpyried February 15, 2018
Get the salty grape mug.Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com
Dude, those bums beards are so salty.
Those surfer's have some really salty beards
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Those surfer's have some really salty beards
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by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012
Get the Salty Beards mug.A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes
Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo
Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*
Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*
Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*
Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*
by Zenzy December 26, 2019
Get the Salty Doggo mug.A salty loogey is when a male ejaculates inside of a female's nose, at which point she loogeys the semen and proceeds to swallow it, as opposed to spitting it out.
"Dude, I was giving this girl a salty loogey last night and the bitch spat it back at me! I had half a mind to smack her right then and there."
by Messiah of Love May 31, 2009
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