Salty Storm

When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:

1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane

Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"

by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016

Salty Pete

He is salty and more salty, he will be salty.

OMG is that a Salty Pete?

by junmingodlight(daquan) October 22, 2018

salty grape

Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people

Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man

by Derpyried February 15, 2018

salty goggles

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)

Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

salty Felipe

When a male puts tortilla chips and salsa into the vagina and then procedes to fuck it

"Yo gurl Tyshawn gave me a salty Felipe last night" " How was it?" "Delicious"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Salty mama

a slightly older women who isn’t all that wealthy,but will convince you otherwise not to buy anything; is salty towards you and those who surround you.

Instead of a sugar mama, I got a salty mama.

by Salty mama September 18, 2018

Salty iham

Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.

Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.

by ritzycave October 26, 2007