n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.
In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010
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Leah : Just tossin matt's salad agan.
Erin: Any good ?
Leah: If you like tossing the salad it is !
Leah : Just tossin matt's salad agan.
Erin: Any good ?
Leah: If you like tossing the salad it is !
by not_im_scene October 17, 2010
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by Adrienne Estelle May 27, 2005
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With Jelly without Jelly. Some people use Syrup.
A sensational feeling.
It makes you feel real good.
You will reach you climax, you would automatically get hard, you will cum automatically. After 10 minutes of sucking.
With Jelly without Jelly. Some people use Syrup.
A sensational feeling.
It makes you feel real good.
You will reach you climax, you would automatically get hard, you will cum automatically. After 10 minutes of sucking.
by TOSSED SALAD MAN August 3, 2009
Get the Toss Salad mug.(noun) salad bowls occur when two or more different strains of marijuana are mixed in one bowl. salad bowls can also be sprinkled with hash or kief as a dressing of sorts. Does not apply to joints because its not a bowl.
(verb) To salad bowl, Salad Bowl it.
(adjective) salad bowled.
(verb) To salad bowl, Salad Bowl it.
(adjective) salad bowled.
1. Sterling: I accidentally put a nug of the purple in with the blue dream. I guess we'll just have a salad bowl.
2. Taylor: I like the different highs of these 3 strains so I'll salad bowl it.
3. Keenan: My friend had a hash brick and I only had a couple bowls left so we salad bowled in my vaporizer.
(All true stories)
2. Taylor: I like the different highs of these 3 strains so I'll salad bowl it.
3. Keenan: My friend had a hash brick and I only had a couple bowls left so we salad bowled in my vaporizer.
(All true stories)
by OldManH September 18, 2010
Get the Salad Bowl mug.Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.
by Taconaire September 14, 2009
Get the Texas Taco Salad mug.A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.
Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"
Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."
Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."
Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."
Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."
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