jorden river

where the stuiped jews gone to

man 1: wanna go to the jorden river

girl: sure

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, October 20, 2020

Virgin River

The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.

Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.

by ohyouknow123321 January 12, 2024

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

River moment

If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment

Hey billy that was a real river moment huh

yeah john it was

by Riverrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2021

River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.

“What a river stan”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

River Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.

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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!

by The guy1980 March 8, 2024