The Mississippi River

When a female/male chunks the duece in a southerner's mouth.

Jackie: " Guess what? "
Southerner: " What? "
Jackie: " I'm going to give you the Mississippi River. "

by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008

Powell River

Great small town on the west coast of BC. A little paradise cut off by the ferries, but great hiking, biking and rock climbing. If you want to get out on the water, or underwater, this is the place.

A wonderful, inexpensive town to retire in and a nice place to raise a family.

Lots to do for outdoor types and a lot of artists. Come on up and visit.

great small coastal town, Powell River

by kallyho December 6, 2011

Mississippi River Pilot

An exotic handjob that requires the girl to grab the shaft of the dick and act like she's steer a boat.

Yo Sarah gave me the best Mississippi River Pilot I've ever had last night.

by TugboatTommy March 27, 2015

hungarian river diver

This requires extreme precision and potentially a release waiver.

When you are fucking somebody doggy style you pull a plastic bag over their head cutting off them from air. You wait to cum until the very moment your partner is about to pass out, then pull out and stick your dick through the bag and as your partner gasps for air, you shoot your load in their mouth.

I'm on trial for manslaughter because when I was doing the Hungarian river diver things went real bad.

by Saltybeats March 25, 2017

running a river

Getting wet due to sexual arousal.

Man she got so horny she was running a river on the seat of my car!

I reached in her pants and she was running a river down there.

by ImmaculatePerception July 28, 2010

red river rafting

having sex with a girl on the rag

ex- i went red river rafting with Marina last night, it was nasty!

by W i g g l e s March 28, 2007

down the river

When you cut down the wrist instead of across

"I'm so depressed... I think I'll try killing myself by going down the river..."

by Kefka Godhood September 29, 2017