poo professor

Homosexual, master of the ass, poofter etc.

Martin Pacal and fathr, Chris Bowers, mitch cox

by Brett Barker July 23, 2003

Proffitt

someone who steals jokes from better comedians

Yo, Chris Rock was a Proffitt when he said that joke about whoreses last night!

by Slappy McSchmucko January 15, 2008

Profest

When a distressed company and its lenders hire an unreasonable amount of professional advisors.

Guy 1: Man this is such a profest. There aren't any more conference rooms.
Guy 2: Yeah and the copier is always being used.
Guy 3: How is the company going to fund this profest?

by Restructor2007 December 12, 2007

Proffesor Rectum

A name given to a highschool teacher with zero personality, a receding hairline, and leather strap penis.

Mr. Shifflet was acting like Proffesor Rectum again, with his droning voice and dome shaped forehead.

by EvieZ December 27, 2008

Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.

Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

profersonal

something used to serve both professional & personal needs.

I post my films & other works here, but I've also found so many old friends that it's really a profersonal Facebook page.

by RIJaybird March 31, 2009

profilaction

the action pursuant to the act of profiling; ex: where law enforcement officials are concerned, checking for wants and warrants on a white guy in the Orange Mound area of Memphis...

Officer #1: "What is that Mexican doing with a brand new bike?"

Officer #2: "I think it's time we take some profilaction."

by The Opster May 9, 2010