Poop Hooves

The illest shit ever.

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.

by Philli Boi February 11, 2010

poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010

Poop feedback

When one farts very hard while pooping, and hears a loud feedback sound from the toilet

Nice poop feedback, I heard it all the way from the room.

by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011

poop debate

Discussing the latest poop functions.

Friend: Where were you last night?
Me: Sorry It was a heated Poop debate with the boys

by Poopers69420 May 6, 2019

Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum

Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!

by KD1234123 December 16, 2016

I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.

-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011

Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude

Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"

by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010