Playing madden

Term is used when you are about to munch on any amount of shrooms.

Friend: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
You: Playing madden at the beach with some of my friends.
Friend: Oh snap multiplayer?
You: Best way to play it, best part the ocean will be our tv screen
Friend: No Way! How big is that, like 190,080,000 inch?
You: yep all in HD

by critiquing juicebox October 14, 2011

Playing Horse Shoes

When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed. It is like the game of horse shoes because you have to try to land an object (the vagina) around a pole (the penis).

Dude Mary tried to "play horseshoes" on me last night. I think I broke my dick.
Playing horse shoes hurts man. It's nothing like the yard game.

by Iwannagohome! December 13, 2014

Playing Undertale

Playing undertale is a term used for a form of homosexual intercourse, in which the dominant male forces their hand fully into the "underground", another term for the other mans asshole.

Hey man, we're playing undertale tonight.

by ReimuSEES February 14, 2021

Playing With Your Balls

I was just kidding, or I was just playing. Used only for people who have balls to be, jokingly, played with.

Guy 1: Yo why are you making fun of me 😢
Guy 2: Dw I'm just playing with your balls

by miller_athma December 27, 2021

pussy playing

What you do if you are having sex

I was pussy playing with my wife last night.

by pablowisdom December 12, 2016

Playing Dirty

When a guy's butt crack shows while he is bending over.

"Damn Brandon's Playing Dirty!"

by WeAreCorrupt March 2, 2012

playing for the other team

a big, fat HOMO

After Mike hit that last night, he's switched sides and is playing for the other team now.

by sensei October 12, 2003