xan pants

when a dude high off bars pants sag to their knees since they honestly don't give a shit about their pants sagging

guy 1: tell dude pick his pants up

guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more

by siptoomuch June 18, 2020

chinky pants

It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute

Chinky pants I choose you!

by FreakinMarley September 20, 2020

Tit Pants

A Bra or Brassiere

Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.

by Joel B1 December 16, 2011

Angsty-Pants

In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.

Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."

by The Horn'd One August 18, 2011

Snamo Pants

Camouflaged pants worn with Sneakers.

The retarded cousin of Sneans.

Check out that guy wearing Snamo Pants. You can bet he's a virgin.

by Big Fudge & Marky Westside October 21, 2011

Whoopi Pants

disposable bladder control undergarments, most recently those under the brand name "Poise" as seen in commercials featuring Whoopi Goldberg.

As in "Whoops, I just peed in my whoopi pants" Thank goodness for "Depends."

by djemcee September 1, 2011

misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

by Maria more December 24, 2022