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Orgasm

1. Don't say this in an 8th-grade boys' gym locker room
2. Dont say this in an 8th-grade health class (during the reproductive system unit)
3. Say this if you wanna lose your rizz and aura.
1. Gym Teacher: Our word of the week is orgasm
Also Gym Teacher: oh shit.
2. Health teacher: today we will be learning about... ORGASMS?!?! WTF?!?!
3. Science teacher: orgasms are what living cells make... WAIT I MEANT ORGANI-
Your science partner: HE SAID ORGASM XD!!!!!!!
You: Bro lost aura for that.
by UDaddict121 December 24, 2024
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Super Shane orgasm

Super Shane orgasm

During sexual playtime with toys - When you have multiple orgasms, one after the other, or they may roll into one huge orgasm.
Nancy to her friends - “Omg I had an amazing out of body experience last night, my boyfriend treated me to the Super Shane orgasm!! I can’t wait to experience that again!!”
by Gigglegirl222 December 2, 2022
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Orgasm Bread

When you nut in a bread dough and bake it.
Person 1: I just made orgasm bread

Person 2: That is disgusting
by I has 2 arms June 22, 2020
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decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.
Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.
by tensa.ii January 5, 2024
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orgasm

that knot in ur stomach in Wattpad stories.
"I just orgasmed"
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alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"
Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else
by QuacksO January 23, 2022
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clitoral fart orgasm

when you lay your badonkadonk on some pagoga and fart on it 🏳️ 🌈
by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021
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