cock blocking

the art of being a jackass who can't guide his own 1" punch to the landing strip so that person has to de-rail your train

jack and jil went up the hill to do it...... but little did they know that the bucket fell cock blocking jack

by funny truth September 06, 2008

talk block

one step worse than a cock block. When a person interferes with other people getting acquainted. Talk blocks do not allow themselves to be elevated to the status of a cock block by ruining any chances before you even get to drop your name, leaving you shut down without the remote possibility of a sexual encounter, now or ever.

I got talk blocked by the fat bitch in the spandex.

by JSpyder August 15, 2007

d block

usually the worst block in ya hood! where they slang diesel all day!

a-Here come dem paterson niggas gain
b-not dem 12th ave niggas
a-thats str8t d block there!

by nomodiezel4me June 04, 2006

spin the block

go around the block and jump someone

yo lets spin the block on this nigga

by pb_hundo December 21, 2017

bottom block

psychiatric ward in a hospital

The psychiatric ward at Oldham Royal infirmary England is known as 'The bottom block.'

by Rogeraries December 11, 2007

cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

by Da Nastee One May 07, 2004

Cock Block

A person(little sibling, parent, etc.) that prevents intercourse or oral sex from occuring.

"Dude, I would've gotten a blowjob from Linda, but my little sister wouldn't go downstairs, what a cock block!"

by Herbert Baldwin February 06, 2009