Tickle Rub

Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger

Tickle rub.....what’s up nigga

by Tasthlai August 6, 2021

Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

amish rub

Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.

Bill about to get an Amish rub...

by Magic8Bullp May 15, 2021

Rub it out

To cancel a previous request. The phrase is often used in line work.

“Hey, toss me up a few staples…wait, rub it out, the apprentice found some.”

by fatpromdate August 17, 2021

Dry Rub

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.

Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!

by BiggTasty September 4, 2021