Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 07, 2018

ouzel bird

Ouzel Bird : a bird which flies around in circles ever getting smaller, the faster the bird flies the smaller the circles become, eventually consuming the bird from head to tail.

The worker tried too hard and turned into an Ouzel Bird

by Comic01 June 15, 2017

jail bird

A criminal who has been in and out of prison.

This guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird.

by LATINFOX February 11, 2020

Weenes bird

A bird that can grow a over sized penis

I just soar a weenes bird

by Weenes bird November 18, 2019

bird dodged

A term for Cock Blocked used in the movie "Bender's Big Score"

Consider Yourself... BIRD DODGED!!!

by Phosplelonagen March 25, 2018

Bird nose

The bird nose is a rare facial characteristic which affects the uppermost part of the noses's bridge. What occurs is a significant indentation, and when viewed from the side, creates a line of sight which would have been previously unavailable. A true bird nose would have, as well as an indentation, large amounts of nasal cartilage, further improving the resemblance to that of a bird.

“His nose is rather pointy and akin to a bird’s beak, giving him the nickname, ‘Bird Nose.’”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Lary Bird

It's when a man's junk is showing too much through their pants, much like Lary Bird the basketball player often was

omg look at his lary bird,. eww

by Chuckory January 25, 2019