The Tree Trunk

Penile Gesture: The Tree Trunk involves a man pulling down his lower article of clothing just enough to see the base of his penis. This gesture can also be combo'd with pubic hair which could be the "roots" or bushes under a tree.

After him getting me with the goat i got him right back with the tree trunk.

by GregJason April 7, 2011

tree head

Someone who loves their weed just a little bit too much, but is sometimes self-conscious of the fact that people know about their love of dat gud kush.

"Now just becasuse people know I smoke weed, everyone now thinks that I'm just Reece the tree head!"

by d00td00t July 14, 2016

Shit Tree

The Shit Tree is a most unfortunate place to sit. Don't take a picnic there whatever you do. One who is having a particularly crappy day would say - I have been sitting under the Shit Tree today. Like Newton noted the apple falling, so would you note the Shit falling. Raining down on your head.

Poor Dave - he's been sitting under the Shit Tree all day.

Charlie's so unlucky - she might as well have been born under the Shit Tree.

by BlowingIN October 22, 2010

tree fucker

see lkay

has sex with trees alot

<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep

by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004

tree

something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the puboh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front be

by gimoncal April 13, 2006

Shade Tree

Used in the movie "The Mack"

Literally the Shade Tree that everyone sits under to rest. A guy that stupidly supports and provides wealth for a whore, her family and her bastard children.

Excerpt from the movie "The Mack":

"....Shade Tree N*****r. Your nothin' but a Rest Haven for ho's."

by forget-it January 5, 2008

break a tree

to go out socially on a week night with the intention of having one drink which unexpectedly turns into a large drinking session and renders you unfit for work the next day

I went out with Owen last night for literally one beer and ended up breaking a tree

by Jason September 12, 2003