Yoga pants wore by either:
1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.
2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.
2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”
“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
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Guy 1:Yeah Dan was cool till he started going out with cyndie now i don't even see him any more.
Guy 2: yeah man totally a no pants romance.
Guy 2: yeah man totally a no pants romance.
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