when you think some one is cool as a friend or to hang around. but you do not find them sexually attractive.
Bob: hey I saw you had a new girl named renae at your work? I seen her from a distance walking into you office. is she hot up close?
Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....
Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?
Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.
Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!
Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?
Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?
Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!
Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.
Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked!
Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway?
Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.
Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?
Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.
Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....
Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?
Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.
Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!
Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?
Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?
Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!
Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.
Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked!
Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway?
Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.
Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?
Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.
by Jads September 29, 2008
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by brendan September 5, 2004
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Get the Nice Guy mug.A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.
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Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"
Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"
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Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"
Chick: "Excuse me???"
Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"
Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."
Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"
Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"
Example 2
Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"
Chick: "Excuse me???"
Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"
Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."
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Get the Nice Tates mug.They aren't nice they're just really really really desperate if they ever run into a homeless person in need they would simply walk past them .
They usually go after girls who are already in a relationship then complain about how they don't cheat on their boyfriends who are so called jerks by them and not fall for their fake nice guy act or complain about how the girl shouldn't go after the attractive guys like how they go after attractive girls and find that really really unfair
They end up concluding that girls only want to be treated badly when its completely not true.
They ignore the fact there are many many other important traits other than just being nice which are important like being financially stable ,having a healthybody,not drinking or doing drugs, being an interesting person in general, having hobbies other than gaming
,having same similar interests
If the nice guy could just stop trying to emothionally manipulate pathetic girls and try to be a real man by fixing their life up by gaining more hobbies , working out , start being honest , get a good stylist and hair dresser and become finacially stable they could become so happy and satisfied by their fullfiling life and be just satisfied with or without a girl . girls would become mega drawn to a guy like
They usually go after girls who are already in a relationship then complain about how they don't cheat on their boyfriends who are so called jerks by them and not fall for their fake nice guy act or complain about how the girl shouldn't go after the attractive guys like how they go after attractive girls and find that really really unfair
They end up concluding that girls only want to be treated badly when its completely not true.
They ignore the fact there are many many other important traits other than just being nice which are important like being financially stable ,having a healthybody,not drinking or doing drugs, being an interesting person in general, having hobbies other than gaming
,having same similar interests
If the nice guy could just stop trying to emothionally manipulate pathetic girls and try to be a real man by fixing their life up by gaining more hobbies , working out , start being honest , get a good stylist and hair dresser and become finacially stable they could become so happy and satisfied by their fullfiling life and be just satisfied with or without a girl . girls would become mega drawn to a guy like
Girl : my boyfriend just ate my cake hate him so much
"Nice" guy : he is just a bad person if you dump him and go after me I will never ever eat your cake slice I will even give you mine
Girl : its not a big deal
Nice guy: you freaking idiot always going after the jerks this why you will come back crying to me when shows his real face!!
"Nice" guy : he is just a bad person if you dump him and go after me I will never ever eat your cake slice I will even give you mine
Girl : its not a big deal
Nice guy: you freaking idiot always going after the jerks this why you will come back crying to me when shows his real face!!
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