Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.

Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."

by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018

muddy buddies

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.

Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.

by splashy daddy January 14, 2019

muddlehammer

A Muddlehammer is a PERFECT person. This name is used as a nickname. This person is so perfect, that if your name is Dawson ( search it up on Urban Dictionary ) , you are more perfect than anyone with the name Dawson. If your nickname is Muddlehammer, you also attract girls LIKE A MAGNET.

Muddlehammer ( using the nickname ) gets all the girls.

by LimpingBooty March 4, 2019

muddogen

To slam some girl in the punaney so hard that she shits her self

Me and my girl went muddogen last night .

by David Blacken April 2, 2019

Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.

You bitch big "muddy cunty"

by M-j-k May 28, 2019

Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.

"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"

by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019

muddyclover

Fuck u for not accepting the first time sad cunt

Fortnite god muddyclover means fortnite god

by Jack g u be so lame August 9, 2019