Miscarriage Machine

1. A woman who can get pregnant but can't seem to stay pregnant. Five or more misscarriages are needed to classify as such.

person 1 "Hey did you hear that Sherry is pregnant again?"

person 2 "No I didn't."

person 3 "I wouldn't worry about it to much, She's a Miscarriage Machine!"

by x1342666 October 20, 2009

Black Machismo

The black dragon from a McDonald's Happy Meal from How to train your Dragon.... When you get this toy put it together and constantly go up to people and shout, BLACK MACHISMO.

"Dude look at my Black Machismo i got from my Happy Meal"

by Afroman3470 April 2, 2010

Watermelon machine

A type of vending machine that holds and sells watermelon. And keeps the watermelon cool and moist.

There's a watermelon machine.

by Judge dredd7 June 1, 2011

washing machine

a crack head that gets loads dumped in them for their drugs

is that dawn yeah she's a washing machine, she's constantly gettin loads dumped in her

by Timothy m mendes September 9, 2020

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011

big machine

A very large fat woman. Typically referred to as a hog.

A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".

by Jared Coldwell July 28, 2008

Machine Gun

Machine Gun: To poke a hole in the bottom of a canned alcoholic energy beverage and open the top to drink quickly.

Machine Gunning: to perform a machine gun

Hey Adam, instead of shotgunning beers, let's machine gun some Sparks to start the night off right.

by Thadeus Phatsack September 1, 2010