monotone

when a person is so fucking gay that they cant even raise their voice. they only have one tone like emma, elliot, and mr johnson. they can't use exclamation points or queston marks.

mr johnson- shit.
elliot- shit.
emma- shit
blair- SHIT!!!!!
serena- SHIT???
chace- shit, i'm hot!

as you can see, chace, blair, and serena are the only people without a monotone.

by chaces bitches March 29, 2009

Monograph

A really arrogant, uppity, stuck-up name that professors use to refer to books

"For this paper, I will be requiring referencing for at least three journal articles and four academic monographs"

"Dude, my professor's a tool. Why can't he just call it a book?"

by JackChurchillfan89 April 4, 2010

monopoly

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy

Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.

by ross March 5, 2004

monobling

That which is not quite bling bling. Half-bling. Unibling. Quasibling. Diet Bling. A bling that isn't quite a bling.

Monobling is blades on a '93 Camry. It's cubic zirconium in 8-carat gold-plated zinc. It's a hundred-dollar bill on top of a thick wad of singles.

by Joseph Anchorhead January 27, 2004

Monotone Chase

The act of atlking in a monotone and talking without using your lips.

Nick was talking in a monotone Chase.

by Chase Halverson December 4, 2005

monoglexicon

A species of pokemon with the functional use of only one eye or one which must utilize the services of a monocle to make his/her vision binocular

"Yo son you swiped my monoglexicon!"

by Sterling and Pat September 6, 2008

Monoclate

Meaning Scrummy Amazing Orgasmic Perfection better than life itself

My God wasnt that outfit totally monoclate

That desert was monoclate

by msdk November 11, 2007