Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

sonographer 

known for brains and beauty. A sonographer preforms better in the dark. A sonographer has impeccable skills when it comes to handling a "package" and will even get the job done in 30 minutes or less.
If the room is dark and the gel is warm, there must be a sonographer around!
sonographer by briteiz01 February 4, 2010

mournography 

The over-sensationalizing and dramatizing of tragic events (such as the deaths of former statsmen or cowboy actors), often to a titillating degree, especially when employed in journalistic practice.
1) While the destruction of the World Trade Center was tragic, the media’s spin on it has descended into sheer mournography.

2) After Reagan died, the ensuing mournography was so obscene that I almost wished he were still alive.
mournography by Robert Stacy August 23, 2004

mangraph 

mangraph (man-graf) is a tracking system used to measure the peaks and valleys of a man’s fitness, sexual relationships, education, travel, hobbies, career success or failures at any time in his life; used as a primary basis to compare with other men; way to track trash talk victories and/or defeats. Someone must qualify as a man to be measured on the mangraph
I lost my job yesterday, but at the bar last night I met a hot girl and went home with her. I think this may keep me balanced on the mangraph.
mangraph by wingman1 March 23, 2009

manography 

Noun
the geography of a man.

similar to womography
she didn't know her manography, so he took her and taught her about the place called man.
manography by naytev1 July 28, 2009

Mhotography

The art of taking pictures from a moving vehicle, usually moving at quite a velocity.
check out some of my Mhotography from the east coast of Australia!
Mhotography by woodzieworldtour2010 December 20, 2010

monogahog 

(noun) one who is participating in a monogamous relationship; monogamist
When I started hooking up with Ted I had no idea he was such a monogahog-- he only likes dating one person at a time

Charlie tried being in an open relationship, but he's too much of a monogahog.
monogahog by wizardslut1999 July 17, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more